If Only I Were a Ninja...

Trashiest Couple Ever were up watching Breaking Bad at full volume last night...until 3:00AM.

I've been plotting creative ways to eliminate the neighbours all day and I thought I would share a few of my more creative ideas:

1. Pay Angry Bum $20 to assassinate them next time they lock themselves outside in a drunken argument. I envision him stabbing them both with several broken glass bottles.
2. Fill their apartment with noxious gas.
3. Realize my life-long dream of becoming a Ninja, don a black martial arts suit, sneak into their apartment, and kill them via karate chop.
4. Play Rebecca Black's "Friday" though the wall for several hours, until their brains explode. My other neighbours and roommate might start plotting my murder for this...
5. Drop 1000 ton ACME anvil on them from the sky (should Angry Bum fail to complete "Operation: Broken Bottle" during outside argument)

I realize most of these ploys are unlikely to happen, but it's the only thing keeping me going today.

Cowabunga.